May 2012
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baraskank:
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
“I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.”
– Eartha Kitt
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it's a melody, it's a final cry, it's a symphony.:... →
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep…
UK School sees 100% PE participation after the... →
bereftoftitle:
This. This is why Kidditch needs to catch on. It’s just geeky enough for kids that don’t typically like sports to get involved in.
“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to...”
– Charles Bukowski
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“I wonder how many people I’ve looked at all my life and never seen.”
– John Steinbeck, Winter of Our Discontent
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Sirius: if you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
Kreacher: lol hi
Sirius: don't interrupt me you stupid bitch i'm trying to teach ron and harry a life lesson my god you're so stupid go make me a sandwich
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